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Can We Guess Your Mating Strategy Based On How You Act At Parties?

Different species throughout the planet have evolved to develop very distinct mating strategies. Which one is yours?

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  1. So it's time to go out. What do you wear?

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    The most extravagant outfit you can find. The ladies love confidence with a good conversation starter.
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    Just these guns, bro.
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    Probably whatever I pull out of the laundry, as long as it's aggressive and a little creepy.
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    Anything disarming that a girl would probably compliment me on.
  2. Time to pregame. What's your style?

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    I'll probably have a few Mikes?
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    BLACKOUT AT THE PREGAME
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    I'll be drinking something extravagant and expensive. Maybe that vodka with the gold flakes in it.
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    I'll probably just drink a beer in the corner and wait for this lame stuff to be over.
  3. Now off to the real party. What's your mode of transportation?

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    I'll show the ladies that money is of no concern and call an Uber - maybe even an UberBLACK.
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    I'll walk the streets of Dinky and show off how drunk I already am by obnoxiously yelling at passerby.
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    I'll probably hit up all the cuties I know to see if they need someone to walk them to their parties
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    I refuse to walk or pay for an Uber, so I will make everybody else wait 2.5 hours with me for Goper Chauffeur to arrive.
  4. Where is the party at?

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    House party
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    Frat party
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    Bar scene
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    The club
  5. How long do you stay?

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    All night, bro.
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    Well I'll show up late so that I seem important, and then I'll have to leave a bit early and make sure people think I'm going to another, more exclusive party.
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    Just until someone needs someone to walk them home. I'll walk them all the way to their door so I can... make sure they're safe.
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    I won't leave until I find someone to come home with me. I probably won't stab them...
  6. You get hungry on your way back from the party. Where do you stop to get munchies?

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    I'll probably order 30 chicken McNuggets at DrunkDonalds and then get kicked out.
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    Jimmy John's. I have a BOGO coupon (;
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    I'll get greasy nachos for two at the creepy corner store market.
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    I'll convince a girl to come to Chipotle with me and make sure to order guac (I know it's extra).
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