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    Would You Rather...? Teacher Edition!

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    1. Would you rather attend:

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      an all-day professional development session on a topic you know so well you should be leading the group?
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      a 3-hour training course on new technology in which someone raises his or her hand every 30 seconds to ask something the speaker already covered?
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    1. Would you rather a student spill:

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      a gallon container of rainbow glitter on the floor?
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      a small bottle of glue in your hair?
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    1. Would you rather go:

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      the first three months of the school year with no coffee, tea or caffeine of any kind?
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      the whole of standardized testing season with no alcohol?
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    1. Would you rather have to:

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      cut your favorite unit for principal-mandated standardized test prep?
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      teach the research paper unit twice?
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    1. Would you rather chaperone:

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      a kindergarten class to a crowded zoo?
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      a middle school class to the opera?
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      prom (the cleanup shift)?
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    1. Would you rather discover:

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      a cockroach in the Keurig at school?
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      a rat in your supply closet?
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    1. Would you rather realize halfway through your day that:

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      you had your shirt on inside-out?
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      you had on two different shoes?
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    1. Who would you rather see teach your toughest class?

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      My principal.
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      My congressman.
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