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Would You Rather...? Teacher Edition!
No "neither"s allowed.
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Would you rather attend:
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vote votesan all-day professional development session on a topic you know so well you should be leading the group?
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vote votesa 3-hour training course on new technology in which someone raises his or her hand every 30 seconds to ask something the speaker already covered?
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Would you rather a student spill:
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vote votesa gallon container of rainbow glitter on the floor?
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vote votesa small bottle of glue in your hair?
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Would you rather go:
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vote votesthe first three months of the school year with no coffee, tea or caffeine of any kind?
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vote votesthe whole of standardized testing season with no alcohol?
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Would you rather have to:
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vote votescut your favorite unit for principal-mandated standardized test prep?
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vote votesteach the research paper unit twice?
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Would you rather chaperone:
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vote votesa kindergarten class to a crowded zoo?
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vote votesa middle school class to the opera?
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vote votesprom (the cleanup shift)?
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Would you rather discover:
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vote votesa cockroach in the Keurig at school?
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vote votesa rat in your supply closet?
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Would you rather realize halfway through your day that:
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vote votesyou had your shirt on inside-out?
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vote votesyou had on two different shoes?
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Who would you rather see teach your toughest class?
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vote votesMy principal.
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vote votesMy congressman.
Love Teach blogs about being a middle school English teacher here and for WeAreTeachers. You can follow her on Facebook or Twitter, but please do not follow any advice she gives about money, as she has been known to spend it on things like this.