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    18 Crazy And Outrageous Things You Never Imagined You’d Say As A Parent

    We'd like to think parenting is all hugs and proud moments, but let's be real. Once you really start experiencing motherhood and fatherhood, you discover all sorts of things you wish you could forget. Those mini-mes you helped create are out exploring the world on their own, and the results are often gross, weird, and downright scary. If you've uttered any of these phrases, then we hope you take comfort in the fact that you're not alone.

    1. "Stop licking the cat."

    2. "Get your toe out of your mouth."

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    3. "You can't pee there."

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    4. "Did you wipe your butt?"

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    5. "Why are there worms in your pocket?"

    6. "Who smeared this booger on my wall?"

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    7. "Don't bite the dog."

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    8. "Why are there rocks in the dryer?"

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    9. "Come here. Let me smell your breath."

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    10. "Do NOT eat gum you picked up off the ground."

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    11. "We don’t play in our poop."

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    12. "Please don’t put food up your nose."

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    13. "Stop touching my boobs."

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    14. "Stop picking your nose. And don't pick your sister's nose either."

    15. "Don't eat that snow."

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    16. "Don’t run with a carrot in your mouth."

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    17. "Get your face out of the toilet."

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    18. "Stop playing with your penis."

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