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Which Orange Is The New Black Character Are You Based On Your Personality?

If you cannot wait for Netflix to release season 6 of Orange is the New Black, why not get your OITNB fix with this quick personality test. Are you a Piper, a Poussey or a Pornstache?

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  1. You're at your best friend's birthday party, but no one is talking to you. Do you...

    Flirt with your best friend's partner
    Stab a kitten
    Grab a drink and join in any conversation
    Browse the nude pictures of your neighbour on your phone
    Spike the punch and watch everyone get wasted
    Smile sweetly and hope someone will come chat to you
  2. What's your favourite music?

    90s indie
    Via Oasis
    90s indie
    Via Oasis
    Rave
    Via The Bubble
    Rave
    Via The Bubble
    R&B
    Via Top Ten Lists
    R&B
    Via Top Ten Lists
    Soft rock ballads
    Via Bizarre Records
    Soft rock ballads
    Via Bizarre Records
    Classical
    Via Max Pixel
    Classical
    Via Max Pixel
    Love songs
    Via easybellezza.com
    Love songs
  3. How do your friends describe you?

    Funny
    Intense
    Protective
    Sticky
    Cheeky
    Kind
  4. What's your favourite movie?

    Nine and a half weeks
    Via Galactic Films
    Nine and a half weeks
    Via Galactic Films
    Scarface
    Via Universal
    Scarface
    Via Universal
    When Harry met Sally
    Via Castle Rock Entertainment
    When Harry met Sally
    Via Castle Rock Entertainment
    Alice in Wonderland
    Via Tim Burton
    Alice in Wonderland
    Via Tim Burton
    Requiem for a Dream
    Via Artisan Entertainment
    Requiem for a Dream
    Via Artisan Entertainment
    Pretty Woman
    Via Touchstone Pictures
    Pretty Woman
    Via Touchstone Pictures
  5. Your perfect date would be...

    A concert followed by some naughty drugs
    A chilled night drinking and dining
    Picking daffodils in the forest
    A takeaway in front of the TV
    A trip to the lake followed by some prayers
    Your own wedding
  6. What's your perfect holiday?

    The Caribbean
    Via Virgin Holidays
    The Caribbean
    Via Virgin Holidays
    Building communities in Africa
    Via One World 365
    Building communities in Africa
    Via One World 365
    A week at The Playboy Mansion
    Via Daily Mail
    A week at The Playboy Mansion
    Via Daily Mail
    Amsterdam
    Via ukcsc
    Amsterdam
    Via ukcsc
    Germany
    Via Travel Channel
    Germany
    Via Travel Channel
  7. At school you were mostly...

    playing with my imaginary friend
    flirting with the hottest boy in my year
    planning my wedding day
    working really hard
    trying to watch girls undress
    thinking of different ways to murder my teacher
  8. What's your favourite drink?

    dandelion and burdock
    Via Stark Raving
    dandelion and burdock
    Via Stark Raving
    white wine
    Via Max Pixel
    white wine
    Via Max Pixel
    holy water
    Via The Mirror
    holy water
    Via The Mirror
    sex on the beach
    Via Max Pixel
    sex on the beach
    Via Max Pixel
    red wine
    Via Max Pixel
    red wine
    Via Max Pixel
    champagne
    Via Max Pixel
    champagne
    Via Max Pixel
    whiskey
    Via Max Pixel
    whiskey
    Via Max Pixel
    ice cold beer
    Via Max Pixel
    ice cold beer
    Via Max Pixel
  9. What's hidden in your secret stash?

    love letters from all my exs
    DNA of all my exs
    an ounce of crack
    my crucifix
    a spare toilet roll
    some body parts

Which Orange Is The New Black Character Are You Based On Your Personality?

You got: Crazy Eyes

You get emotionally attached a little too easily. You can be a bit impatient and you get frustrated very quickly. You have a short fuse and get angry a lot but you just need a big hug. You're lovely, you're popular, you're even very caring. But you're just a little bit scary.

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You got: Piper Chapman

You're popular, in a girl next door kinda way. You're intelligent, sweet and kind, but a little self-obsessed at times. You love to be liked and adored. Sometimes you can be a little thoughtless and people end up misunderstanding your good intentions.

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You got: Tiffany Doggett

You're kind-hearted, vulnerable and a little gullible at times. You love being around people and have lots of friends. However you are a stickler for the rules and will happily snitch on anyone who breaks them, or who just annoys you.

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You got: Pornstache

You like to dance around to 80s rock music in your pants. You're sly and manipulative. You do love your mother and would do anything for her, however you are a little bit ropey and watch too many mucky movies.

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You got: Red

You're a fierce, strong, caring woman. You're protective and kind to those you love. You like the finer things in life, but if only they were more accessible to you. Pity the fool who gets on the wrong side of you, they'll probably end up in pieces, literally.

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You got: Nicky

Everyone wants to be your friend. You're ballsy, you're spunky and a whole heap of fun. Your magnetic personality is persuasive and influential. You light up a room, either that or you're lighting up in a room.

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You got: Poussey

You're everybody's sweetheart. You're cute kind-hearted, funny and adorable. Everybody wants to hang out with you. You're intelligent, artistic and cultured. You shine like a light with your beautiful smile.

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You got: Morello

You're inventive, optimistic and adventurous. You're so creative, especially with your beauty regime; no-one would ever know you put tampons in your hair to curl it. However you can be a little too obsessive at times and you live in a dreamworld. But we still love you.

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