Official Philadelphia City Condom
Part of city's campaign against sexually-transmitted diseases. Available for free online. From story: City Health Commissioner Donald F. Schwarz unwrapped one. "We need to show [teens] that there is something inside," said Schwarz, trying his best to not look embarrassed. "We need to show kids that we touch these things," he said, because otherwise "they will never believe that it is appropriate and normal to use them."
The Best One-Star Reviews On Amazon for "Everyone Poops"
I believe I speak for a fair share of Buzzfeed readers when I say that Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi was a household staple when we were little. The book, as far as we could tell, was not meant to be anything more than an amusing perspective on a taboo subject. But these reviews take it to a wholllle new level.
14 Fast Food Items Not Available In The U.S. That Should Be
Burger King recently released a Nacho Whopper...in the Netherlands. It's not available stateside. The amount of sense this makes is in the Bret Easton Ellis realm, because it's less than zero. The Nacho Whopper would clog U.S. drive thrus faster than it would clog U.S. blood holes (science lingo). Here are a bunch of fast foods only available abroad which need to emigrate to my mouth.