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8 Signs That You're Definitely Turning Into A Zombie

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3. You swarm en masse to loud, droning noises.

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Things that zombies are naturally attracted to:
1) Delicious people.
2) Hella sick dubstep parties.
3) WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

6. You suffer from achy joints and stiff, lifeless limbs.

Tom / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: slightlywinded

Hush, now. It's been a long day of aimlessly staggering and eating brains. Kick back, put on a little Enya, and do you for a little bit. You undead freak.

7. You're lethargic, unmotivated, and say things like, "I'm just not myself until I've had my coffee."

Charly Meunier / CC BY http://2.0 / Flickr: 126640879@N07

What do zombies crave almost as much as tasty human flesh? Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Mm-mmm.

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