Welcome to BidenFeed. I'm Vice President Joe Biden, aka Uncle Joe, aka Joey B and the Madness, and I'll be bringing you a first hand look at what it's like to be Vice President, what it's like to try to remain Vice President, and what the White House smells like in the middle of the night (Stale poo. True story, it's the ghost of Abe Lincoln going to the bathroom, but back then they didn't have running water so the smell would just linger. We had the ghost hunters out and they verified my theory. So take that Axelrod, and your pet theory of "plumbing issues." Lame.) Anyway, let's get this train out of the station. BidenFeed. Reasons I will still be on the ticket in 2012. Here. We. Go.