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What Should You Name Your Car, Actually?

Because “wheeled boombox” doesn’t count. The name’s as important as the car, especially when the car’s a Volvo.

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What Should You Name Your Car, Actually?

You got: Gus

Your car is your rock, your everything, your toolbox transportation device — and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

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You got: Betty

Whether your car’s ferrying people to and from places or just using it as a launching pad for the day’s activities, Betty’s your little bit of balance and solitude.

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You got: Becca

You might as well just leave the keys in the engine because you and Becca got places to go, people to see!

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You got: Hope

You’re always ready to settle an argument, and Hope is always rip­-roarin’ to get you there.

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You got: Genevieve

Whether or not you’re in a relationship, your car will always have a special place in your heart, and your relationship with your car is something you’ll always be working on.

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You got: Slugger

You and your favorite teams are always aiming right for the goal. All you and Slugger care about is finishing in first — and you don’t care what anyone else says.

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You got: Melvin

With two keystrokes you posted a tweet, an Instagram, and a Facebook update — all at the same time. When you’re not glued to your phone, you ‘n’ Melvin are just out there to soak in as much as you can, so long as you get the pics to prove it happened.

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You got: Strummer

Your car is as much a part of you as your sweet tunes and musical stylings are. Let the good times roll — that’s what Strummer always says.

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You got: Vroom Vroom Machine

You can’t be bothered with giving your car an actual name because ain’t nobody got time for that. Well, at least you don’t.

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So welcome to the club. It's a proud group where every Volvo owner is a long-standing member — a gang of drivers so happy with their car, they couldn't help but christen it.

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