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9 Things Hare Krishnas Go Through When Eating Out

"Do we just Sri Vishnux3 this and call it prasad???"

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1. You constantly have this gut wrenching feeling when you're at a friend's place and you don't see a single vegetarian meal in sight.

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"Oh God did they actually forget to have something for me to eat... again? Me, a Hare Krishna, who's been here like, what, six times in the last month?"

2. And a list of thoughts run through your head: can I just have the salad? Does anyone even serve salad anymore? What about the fries? Would they have fried it with the same cooking oil for the meat?

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"Or maybe the Paneer Butter Masala is still cooking you never know."

3. And then you eventually find that "pure veg bowl for one" (probably just chips) but it hAS ONIONS AND GArliC?!?!!?

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ITS NOT PURE VEG IF IT HAS ONIONS IN THEM SHARYL

4. LIKE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT FAM???

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I mean you probs had tons to do but you also had one job tbh.

5. And then comes the question of offering it and having Krishna prasad.

"I mean do I just eat it? Shouldn't I be eating only Krishna prasad? What will my Guru Maharaj say about this? What will my mother say? Do we just Sri Vishnux3 this and call it prasad???"

"I mean do I just eat it? Shouldn't I be eating only Krishna prasad? What will my Guru Maharaj say about this? What will my mother say? Do we just Sri Vishnux3 this and call it prasad???"

6. You try your best to keep up to date with the latest food trends but sometimes it's hard when your temple squad ain't got yo back.

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Like, prabhus, (pumpkin) SPICE is the variety of life yknow?

7. But at least when you're at the ISKCON temple you don't have to deal with basically everyone questioning your life choices.

My coworker"why did you become a vegetarian? God put animals on earth for us to eat" Me

Imma whoop yo ass like Krishna did with Dhenukasura if you don't stop it rn.

8. Then comes the moment of realization that you shouldn't be eating out anyway.

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"Karmi grains are the devil prabhuji" "1/6th karma prabhu"

9. And you begin to have a profound appreciation for Krishna prasad.

Aren't we all about that mahaprasad lifestyle anyway? Krishna prasad all the way guys!
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Aren't we all about that mahaprasad lifestyle anyway? Krishna prasad all the way guys!

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