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Top 35 Reasons Attacking Syria Will Bum You Out

Jon Stewart said Vladimir Putin should have placed his Syria op-ed on BuzzFeed. Here's what that would look like.

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6. No one wants you guys to strike Syria — not even the pope.

Pope Francis

@Pontifex

War never again! Never again war!

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26. A strike on Syria would kill civilians, you guys.

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People mourn at the casket of Elizabeth Starkov, 16, during a her funeral and the funeral of her father on Oct. 30, 2002, in Moscow, Russia. Both were killed during the release of a reportedly opium-based gas by Russian special forces to break a siege of a Moscow theater by Chechen terrorists. More than 115 of the over 750 people held in the theater people have died as a result of the gas.

30. Even though we think it was the rebels who carried out that chemical attack, we’re going to help put Assad’s chemical weapons under international control!

36. Here's the whole clip:

President of Russia. Parody Account.

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