We always have the choice to make it a little less sore, but discretion has never been my style. In fact the break ups have been more extravagant than all my short lived relationships put together. Last year, on this day we officially sat down to end it like adults and to move on with dignity & sophistication. Alas, if only I had the slightest idea it would take another full year, gallons of tears and endless emails before I am even close to moving on, and mind you those emails were anything but sophisticated. Well, that’s that. Since this awful day marks one year of my misery, attention must be paid. I decided, to revisit the unimpeachable rules of breaking up. Something we must never forget.