This Checklist Will Reveal If You're Retro, Vintage, Or New Age

Hair is volume. Without volume you are nothing.

Wear a print shirt with print pants.

You've binged Full House. Many, many times.

You've watched at least one filme noire.

You use hair gel. Lots of hair gel.

You tuck shirts in and wear your pants up to your chest.

No makeup is the freshest look.

You hate or dislike post Y2K music.

Heels. With. Trousers.

You hated 2000s Disney shows

Neon is bae.

TikTok needs to go.

You think men were waaay hotter pre-Y2K than they are now.

I could wear black all day every day.

You've never had Instagram or Twitter.

You wish you were born in a different era