From the stem, obviouslyI snap it in half and peel each piece separatelyI dig my nail in just under the stem and open along the seamI peel from the bottom
Channel your inner monkey and use their method – flip the banana so the stem faces downward, squeeze the end, and peel!
Scribble over itCross it out with horizontal linesWith the saviour that is TipexI write over it with my name
By writing over words with letters, it’ll make what you’re trying to cross out illegible.
Holes in the bottom of the binTUG AND HOPE FOR THE BESTI have a “twist and pull” methodI get someone to hold the bin down as I slowly slide the liner up
Transform this chore from dire to simple by simply drilling holes into the bottom of your bin – this will eradicate any suction issues
I just put them in and press go for a couple of minutesI dig a hole in the middle of the foodI blast it on high heat for a minute and then finish heating at a lower tempI do it in short bursts, constantly checking the temperature
To ensure the heat is spread evenly throughout, make a well in the centre of your food, and — voilà — you have evenly heated deliciousness.
I slide it down the side of a glassI use a knife to skin itI dig my nail into the skin and peel like an orangeWho needs to peel when you can just take a big bite?
It really is simple as using the edge of a strong glass to separate the flesh from the skin.
I buy a professional, expensive waterproof caseI leave it at home – better to be safe than sorryPop it in a plastic bagI just try to be careful?
Cheap and easy to use, using a plastic bag to protect your phone from water damage really is revolutionary.
I like to slice it up like a regular cakeI stuff the whole thing into my mouthI slice it in half and put the icing in the centre to make a cupcake sandwichI eat the icing first and then tackle the cake
There really isn’t a right answer for this, but we can guarantee that if you turn your cupcake into a cupcake sandwich, your cupcake-eating experience will be outrageously improved.
I hold it up as I play itI don’t – the sound quality is terribleI put the phone in an empty glassI put it facedown
Simply placing your phone in a cup or glass will enhance the sound – perfect for those speakerless moments.
I pick each seed out individually – you have to really commitI bash it with a spoonI try to crack the seeds out after slicing it into segmentsI put it in a plastic container and shake until the seeds have fallen out
Trust us – this is a tried-and-tested technique. Slice the pomegranate in half, and then hit the back of one of the halves with a wooden spoon into a dish.
On a flat surfaceI use the back of a knifeWith the serrated edge of a knifeAgainst the side of the bowl or pan
Gently tapping the egg on a flat surface and pulling the egg apart with two hands will reduce the risk of having to scoop out bits of eggshell.
That’s what garlic crushers were invented forWith my fingers, but I can’t get the smell off for daysI slice the clove in half and then peel from thereI place the cloves in two bowls and shake shake shake.
Place garlic cloves in a bowl (plastic or metal preferably) and cover with another bowl to form a sphere. Then, shake your sphere like a polaroid picture – the garlic cloves will just fall out of their skins!
How Good Are You At This Life Thing Really?
Think of the positives here – now you know what to do to nail this whole life thing.
Not bad, not bad – you’re well on your way to mastering this whole life thing.
Top work! You’ve got this whole life thing down, haven’t you?
You are absolutely nailing this life thing! You go, Glen Coco!