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Dogs Who Never Asked To Be Dressed Up For Christmas

They didn't ask for this, but we humans went ahead and did it anyway. Why do we do it to them? Because we can. This Christmas, do whatever you want with Visa.

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1. It's almost December...

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...and this guy's been dreading it since July.

2. That moment when "do you want a treat" takes on a new meaning.

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"From now on, this is my answer: No."

3. Hey dog, you're the star of the show, geddit?

"You can dress me up, but you can't make me like it."
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"You can dress me up, but you can't make me like it."

4. We doubt this guy even wanted to be called "Floofy", let alone dressed up like this, but that's what happened.

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"Wait, what? I never signed up for this."

5. This hat/ruff combo cost like 15 quid on the internet, and you're going to like it.

"Baby, it's cold outside, and this outfit does not cover my butt."
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"Baby, it's cold outside, and this outfit does not cover my butt."

6. It wasn't always this way. He used to be a big shot.

"Please don't put these pictures on the internet."
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"Please don't put these pictures on the internet."

7. You know he drank all your eggnog as a direct consequence of you making him wear those ears, right?

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"And I'd DO IT AGAIN!"

8. This guy just wants to know one thing.

"When is your DIY phase is going to end?"
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"When is your DIY phase is going to end?"

9. Basically crying.

"I was fine with the antlers and... Are these repurposed underpants...? But the nose is a step too far."
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"I was fine with the antlers and... Are these repurposed underpants...? But the nose is a step too far."

10. Is he sad because he had to be a reindeer or because Santa forgot his hat and ruined his outfit ensemble?

"I'm sad because all of it."
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"I'm sad because all of it."

11. He was probably against it to start with, but this guy is into it now.

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"We're going to karaoke next, right?"

12. Just generally unimpressed.

"And this amuses you, does it."
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"And this amuses you, does it."

13. He has an opinion on the booties, and you're not gonna like it.

"NOPE."
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"NOPE."

14. This hat may be the start of the end of the world.

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"Future civilisations' textbooks will start with this moment. The beginning of the end times. Remember you did this."

15. These guys just have some opinions. Re: your decorating skills.

"It's antlers OR tinsel. Both is just tacky."
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"It's antlers OR tinsel. Both is just tacky."

16. This dog never asked to be dressed up, and he never asked to go on your Santa pub crawl either.

"No seriously, check the RSVPs. My name's not on it!"
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"No seriously, check the RSVPs. My name's not on it!"

17. He's mad as hell, and he's not gonna take it anymore.

"This headline is correct."
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"This headline is correct."

18. These guys never asked to work over the holiday.

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"Aren't there laws about this?"

19. Just all-round offensive, this.

"Hello, yes this is dog. I would like to make a complaint."
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"Hello, yes this is dog. I would like to make a complaint."

20. Maybe you bought too much stuff if you have nowhere better to hang it.

"What did I ever do to you?"
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"What did I ever do to you?"

21. Two minutes after this photo was taken, these guys wrestled so hard they brought down the tree.

"It's only fair."
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"It's only fair."

22. This dude that just wants you to wake him when it's over.

"Wake me up when December ends. Is that how the song goes?"
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"Wake me up when December ends. Is that how the song goes?"

But this guy looked over all these photos, and would like you to know he would give anything to be in a Santa outfit right now.

"Anything but this."
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"Anything but this."

These dogs never asked to be covered in tinsel and fairy lights, but you can choose to be covered when you shop online with Visa this Christmas. Find out how.