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1 Totally Legitimate Reason Your Crush Hasn't Texted You Back

Nothing burns more than texting your crush and not receiving anything back. Well... almost nothing. Never wonder with Virgin Mobile.

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If you finally grew a pair and texted your crush...

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...but they haven't texted back, leaving you all like...

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...there's only one excuse they could possibly have.

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1. LITERALLY being on fire.

Don't pull the "I fell asleep" card.

Don't say that you were "out with your friends"...

...and got "too f*cked up."

Again.

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The only acceptable excuse for not answering a text...

...is actually having open flames consuming your body.

So if your crush tells you they didn't text back because their phone was in the car...

...or that they left it at a bar...

Liar.

Liar.

Pants. On. Fire.

And if they're still playing games after they've put out whatever fire was preventing them from texting you back...

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Move on honey. Move. On.