Top 10 Post St. Patrick's Day Traditions

Because today you may be with Irish, but tomorrow you’re an accountant or something.

1. The mass-apology text message.

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2. Gently storing your striped Dr. Seuss hat until next year.

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3. Heading to the greasiest diner for breakfast at 2:30PM.

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4. Remembering you’re not even remotely Irish.

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5. Scrubbing green dye and shame off everything, everywhere.

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6. Throwing out the leftover corned beef and cabbage.

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7. Punching anyone still wearing green.

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8. Going back to not liking Guinness.

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9. Untagging photos of yourself on Facebook.

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10. Grumbling as you walk past trash from the parade you didn’t attend.

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