1. Gravity Shmavity
2. First class on Jamaican Air
3. To protect and selfie
4. Look at all that leg room
5. I am not a peanut!
6. Your baggage fees pay for this
7. Might want to check your coolant levels
8. "Smile, you son of a bitch!"
9. Take your own selfie before assisting others
10. Brace yourself. Selfies are coming.
11. The gloves will protect you
12. Still can't find Nemo
13. Settle down, Felix Baumgartner
14. If it's so warm, why are you wearing a hoodie?
15. Selfie first, safety second
17. Oh hey little guy! I think I'll call you Alec Baldwin.
#Obviously - Virgin Mobile