1. Staring at our phones waiting for any sign of life.
… Despite actually being surrounded by it.
4. Getting that one epic twitter follow.
5. Constantly refreshing our Instagram feed.
Gimme some hearts, yo.
7. Checking in EVERYWHERE on Foursquare, except when we get to Weight Watchers.
No. Nope. Never been there. Gotta go!
8. Sending a “Hey! How are you?” text. Followed by a “So, I’m looking for a job. Can I send you my resume?”
Work. Huh! Good god y’all! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again!
11. Re-writing that Facebook status over and over until it’s perfect.
12. Forwarding a gif and then taking all the credit.
It’s the internet, bro. Sharing is caring.
15. Pretending to look at our phone while we’re waiting for someone.
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