1. Staring at our phones waiting for any sign of life.
2. Constantly posting pics of our cats.
3. Maxing out credit cards on Gilt sales.
4. Getting that one epic twitter follow.
5. Constantly refreshing our Instagram feed.
6. Spending all our money on Candy Crush Saga.
7. Checking in EVERYWHERE on Foursquare, except when we get to Weight Watchers.
8. Sending a "Hey! How are you?" text. Followed by a "So, I'm looking for a job. Can I send you my resume?"
9. Snapping a quick selfie before a hot date.
10. Hanging out a bit too long on our ex's Instagram.
11. Re-writing that Facebook status over and over until it's perfect.
12. Forwarding a gif and then taking all the credit.
13. Dancing like we own it when we're alone and our ringtone plays.
14. Pretending that we never got that text that we totally did.
15. Pretending to look at our phone while we're waiting for someone.
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