1. Is there a special certification, or can any penguin claim this status?
2. Something something beating a dead horse
3. Circle of life
4. Welp...thanks, I guess.
5. And to think I almost touched it.
6. It is if you believe it can be
7. Skiing would be so much easier if they did though
9. Fair enough.
10. Society and their damn rules
11. Oh come on! Tyranny. Utter tyranny.
12. Never been touched, EVER.
13. What happened to make this necessary?
14. So that's where my chicken fingers are going
15. No, triangle.
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