2. Pretend you don't hear them
3. Assume they're joking
4. They say, "it'll just take a second."
5. "and it's really important."
6. Put in your super secret password
7. Hand it over
8. Wait patiently
9. Or not
10. Do a mental run through of worst case scenarios
11. All the selfies that should never see the light of day
12. Your obsession with mermaids
13. This could happen.
14. Be ready. In case they make a run for it.
15. No matter what don't let them out of your sight
16. It'll feel like an eternity
17. You wonder if you'll ever get it back
18. Subtly let them know time's up
19. By any means necessary
20. All of a sudden you look like the bad guy
21. They don't even thank you
22. But it doesn't matter
23. You've got your phone back
24. Now hide it.
#GetOverIt - Virgin Mobile