The Next 10 Superheroes To Come Out Of The Closet

Green Lantern came out, Northstar got hitched, super heroes are going gay, and we think that’s great! Here’s a list of the next 10 heroes we think should come out of the closet.

1. Color Kid

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Color Kid, the first trans-gender hero.

2. Beast

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Beast is a total bear.

3. Alfred Pennyworth

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Alfred is fastidious and nurturing, with just the right amount of sass.

4. Captain Britain

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We just thought he was British.

5. Iceman

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You can be my wingman anytime, Maverick.

6. Wonder Woman

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She comes from an island where there’s no men. What did you expect?

7. Clark Kent (not Superman)

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Needed more of a disguise. The glasses just weren’t cutting it.

8. Plastic Man

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No explanation needed.

9. Mr. Fantastic

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Sue Storm = total beard, hence the “Invisible Woman” moniker.

10. Batman

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So obvious.

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