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The Definitive Ranking Of Hot People In Sochi This Week

A superficial competition where athletic ability means nothing. Much Love - Virgin Mobile

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1. Tina Maze - Slovenia - Downhill Skier

2. Henrik Lundqvist - Sweden - Ice Hockey Player

3. Silje Norendal - Norway - Snowboarder

4. Barbershop Quartet - Norway - Snow Janitors

5. Gus Kenworthy - USA - Puppy holder

6. Kiira Korpi - Finland - Figure Skater

7. Vladimir Putin - Russia - Manly Man

8. Prince Hubertus - Mexico - The Most Interesting Olympian

9. Bode Miller - USA - Downhill Skier

10. Svetlana (or something) - Russia - Overly Attached Bear

11. Joel Fearon - Great Brittian - Bobsledder

12. Cosmonauts - Russia - Overgrown Children

13. Clair Bidez - USA - Snowboarder

14. Johnny Weir - USA - Bus Model

15. Tessa Virtue... I mean Katy Perry... I mean Tessa Virtue - Canadian - Ice Melter/Dancer

16. Roman Josi - Switzerland - Ice Hockey Player

17. Ms. Lady - Russia - High-Paid Escort

18. Vanessa Vanakorn - Thailand - Alpine Skier

19. The Shy One - IOC - Unemployed

20. Elias Ambühl - Switzerland - Freestyle Skier

21. t.A.T.u. - Russia - Totally Not Gay

22. Jean-Philippe Le Guellec - Canada - Biathlete

23. Dance Club Furries - Russia - Human Glow Sticks

24. Claudia Toth - Austria - Curler

25. Hare, Bear & Leopard - Russia - Olympic Cuddle Monsters

26. Christof Innerhofer - Italy - Freestyle Skier

27. Ashley Wagner - USA - Last Place

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