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17 Reasons Not To Go To The Gym

Stay away. Stay far away. Much Love - Virgin Mobile

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1. The newbs have invaded

2. and it's about to get real intense

3. as they make good on their resolutions

4. and they're going all out

5. Getting ripped

6. Power-pressing

7. Cardio-whatzing

8. Jazzer-thrusting

9. Ab-rolling

10. Uh... this-ing

11. They don't know what they're doing

12. But they're doing the crap out of it

13. Hoping to go from this

14. To this

15. In one month

16. Because come February

17. It's back to the couch

#BreakFree - Virgin Mobile