1. The newbs have invaded
2. and it's about to get real intense
3. as they make good on their resolutions
4. and they're going all out
5. Getting ripped
6. Power-pressing
7. Cardio-whatzing
8. Jazzer-thrusting
9. Ab-rolling
10. Uh... this-ing
11. They don't know what they're doing
12. But they're doing the crap out of it
13. Hoping to go from this
14. To this
15. In one month
16. Because come February
17. It's back to the couch
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