Tip your bartender, and then the police.
Hate the playa, not the game.
Perverts can't be choosers.
"Don't wanna be an American Idiot!"
When you're the worst person in the situation.
Don't drink and drive and Bluetooth. Asshole.
Ignore Sam. Listen to Marc. Arrest James.
Fool me once, shame on me.
...shame on me again.
Why you gotta be such a jerk?
Relationship status: It's complicated.