1. The EMTs that cared more about LOLs than CPR:
2. The waiter that ruined World Cup celebrations for everyone:
3. The children's entertainer who's got it all backwards:
4. The girl who just hates doing stuff:
5. This guy who doesn't want to taco 'bout it:
6. This racist:
7. This Christmas in July Grinch:
8. Anyone who's ever taken a #surgeryselfie:
9. Especially this guy...
10. ...who can't stop...
11. ...so he must be stopped:
12. Timothy Tackett:
13. This guy doing "research":
14. This napper:
15. That napper:
16. This guy who got his Twitter account mixed up:
17. This guy who'll just pick it up later:
