1. RG-3PO. Fluent in over 6 million forms of first down.
2. A 2nd round pick. #1 in our hearts.
3. Runs the 40 in 4.58 and destroys pizza even faster.
4. He's back . . . Maybe.
5. Where we're going, you don't need helmets.
6. But we're still in Kansas?
7. Means no worries. Unless you're on offense.
8. Suck on that, Wonderlic!
9. Maybe the Heisman is just a myth.
10. I can get you a touchdown, believe me. There are ways, Dude.
11. No wonder Rutgers have their own STD
12. Breesus Christ Superstar. The Chosen One. In the Second Round.
13. No favorite player? There's always Lisa Frank.
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