1. A Bank Robbery
i was just in a bank robbery 💂😟😵🔫
2. Panda Insemination
Dr. Desheng and Dr. Comizzoli are inserting a thin tube about 12 inches into Mei filled with sperm. #pandaAI
3. Someone Else's Dirty Laundry
I am listening to a marriage disintegrate at a table next to me in this restaurant. Aaron Sorkin couldn't write this any better.
4. A Brain Surgery
@maller Stitches in the dura, a membrane normally stuck to the surface of the skull, keep the membrane tight, preventing hematoma. - Dr. Kim
5. This Guy's Proposal
About to build the fire. Retweet if you think she'll say yes. #MikeProposes
6. A Couple Getting It On At The ATM
"We can do it anywhere" lol RT @yomike: #Wowzers RT @DonaldGlover: WOW! WATCHING PEOPLE FUCK IN A BANK OF AMERICA! http://twitpic.com/4deugb
7. Seal Team 6 Getting Their Man
Why is this tweet important? #jrnl215 #jrnl80 #80jrnl RT @ReallyVirtual Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event).
8. This thing That Already Happened
#BoatNo1 She is gone…The unsinkable ship….Lost in the depths….All around check their watches 2.20a.m. – exactly.
9. Watching Paint Dry
Watching paint dry. Keep you updated on any developments.