1. Make every morning feel like Judgement Day
2. Twitter updates from the world of butt-sniffing
3. For the man who may never find love
4. Because land lines are the way of the future
5. Spoons? Who needs them!
6. Crap umbrella, but look at all the pretty lights
7. 0 GB, infinity humping
8. Make sweet sweet robot-love
9. Give Halitosis Alice a subtle hint
10. Stop the clicking before someone gets hurt
11. It smells like candy that smells like popcorn
12. You can not use this in so many ways
13. Cat ladies can party too
14. Because regular remotes are too hard
15. Just plug it in. Or don't because it's a rock.
16. For people you don't trust with living things
17. Saving money is as easy as Brrrrrrrpphmph
18. Looking down is for suckers
19. Answering machine or paper weight? You decide!
20. For those times you're like, "Where are my hands?"
21. RFID technology to prove your socks don't match
22. Beer & Powerpoint presentations go hand-in-hand
23. It'll last for hours. Or until you throw it away.
24. When that CD player is too pricey
25. Hangman is so hot right now
26. Turkey hat, for the man who has everything
27. Trust your nanny. Because you watch her 24/7.
28. Is that a rainbow in your room, or am I on acid again?
29. Fake jelly fish floating in a sea of wwwhhhhyyyy?!!!
30. It feels like magic, but it's just a terrible gift
31. Finally, 10th grade math pays off
32. The perfect gift to distract you from their face
33. Best used before 2009
34. Dismembered arm not included
35. Pretty much speaks for itself
Get them what they really want
#BreakFree - Virgin Mobile