The Federalis shut down the fileshares
Facebook made a big splash in the markets
Korea had a big year, North & South
Bath salts got a lot of ink
The Cruiser got divorced. Totally didn't see that coming.
There's gonna be more Star Wars!
George Lucas will not be involved!
The Queen had a jubilee
and Britain hosted the Olympics
According to Facebook, there was an election.
Water was consumed
There was malarky
and this guy won
The Hunger Games turned out to be pretty awesome
Warlord Joseph Kony had a tough year. So did masturbator, Jason Russell.
Ann Curry got canned for being too smart or something.
Scientists sequenced bigfoot's DNA... seriously.
Biebs got singled out
Snooki had a baby. I repeat. Snooki. Had a baby.
Sandy hit us like a ton of bricks
Oh, and the fiscal cliff is coming.