1. Don't blame him. He voted for Pallin.
2. "Quality and Standards"
3. Pretty sure she has at least one regert
4. Kids say the darndest... WHAT?!
5. If you don't go to shcool, you'll never learn to spel
6. Smothies & denish on me!
7. Not sure if misspelt, or Futurama reference
8. What a difference a lil' "C" makes
9. Except this totes permanent mistake
11. Coome on, Papi! You're better than that.
12. Made with real chiket parts!
13. Insert "auto" erotic asphyxiation joke here
15. And a harpy nu yeerer
16. Might need to re-prioritize
17. Ain't nobody got time for spelling during the zombie apocalypse
18. Mmmmmm casadias
19. But it's right there!
20. #16 Spelling