1. Seeing all the presents under the tree
2. When everyone else is opening their presents
3. When it's finally your turn
4. Pretending to like a crappy present
5. Getting just what you asked for
6. Finally getting mom a better gift than your siblings
7. When Christmas Vacation comes on the TV
8. When it's time to take family pictures
9. When your favorite cousin does a pop in
10. When your parents ask you to go to midnight mass
11. Telling them you aren't going
12. When they guilt you into going anyway
13. When they tell you, you're sitting at the kids table
14. When you refuse
15. When they make you anyway
16. When there isn't a vegetarian option
17. When your grandparents leave and you can finally get drunk
18. When you head out to the bar
19. Trying to remember last night
20. Finally remembering
Happy Holidays,
Virgin Mobile