1. Bitch, please
3. Thanks for inviting me to your wedding. Just going to leave this here.
4. This is you. "Derp derp derp."
5. No selfies up in here!
6. Nice pants, brah. Lates.
7. This yours? Oh.
8. I'm gonna like all Becky's photos.
9. Nut check
10. Sorry, not sorry
12. I don't beg. I take
13. Bro! Is that a fixie?! Bro!
14. Who's the scaredy cat, now!
15. Naw, man. Like this.
16. My turn. My turn. My turn. My turn.
17. Hey, pucker up
18. And we're done
19. Relax bro, I'm messing with you
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