1. Dogs are man's best friend
2. Soccer is boring
3. Playgrounds are for children
4. You can't be fabulous
5. Mr. Rogers had no swag
6. Women aren't funny
7. We're all safe behind this glass
8. White people can't dance
9. Black people can
10. Joe Biden won't kick your ass
11. Big boys don't cry
12. Girls don't poop
13. There is a limit to what humans can do
14. Winning is everything
15. America has lost its way
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