1. Soda can tabs are the original Facebook “Like”
AT FIRST WE WERE LIKE: See how many people care about a cause by collecting a million soda can tabs and sending them somewhere to be counted.
BUT NOW WE’RE ALL: “Like” a Facebook post to get someone to plank naked on a police car.
3. ‘Spin The Bottle’ is the original MATCH
AT FIRST WE WERE LIKE: Leave it to chance by spinning a bottle and hoping the other person wasn’t Scott. (Ew, Scott.)
BUT NOW WE’RE ALL: Find a match by filling out a questionnaire and hoping someone else answered exactly the way you did. (Unless they’re Scott. Ew, Scott.)
8. Library card catalogs are the original Kindle store
AT FIRST WE WERE LIKE: Search for a book by alphabetical criteria, then go find it in the library.
BUT NOW WE’RE ALL: Type what you know in a search bar and find it in a list of search results.