1. The (Sub)Urban Gangsta’
Your step mom and the local police agree – you’re in big trouble, mister.
2. The Take It On The Run Scofflaw
Someone’s going to have retweet regret.
3. The Choose Your Own Ending Delinquent
If you get a tweet from @ThePoliceDeparment, you should probably ignore it.
4. The Confident Criminal
It may not matter to you, but it does matter to, you know, the law.
5. The Tough Guy Thug
There’s no such thing as “slight” domestic abuse.
6. The Tweeting Thief
Think you can get a good signal in the slammer?
7. The Vigilante Villain
Hopefully your crazy person note didn’t contain any further spelling mishaps.
8. The Conscious Criminal
As much as we hate shopping there, Walmart does have the lowest prices.
9. The Ditsy Dealer
An advertisement and a confession all in one tweet. Well done.