1. The (Sub)Urban Gangsta’
I smoke OG by the oz
Your step mom and the local police agree – you’re in big trouble, mister.
2. The Take It On The Run Scofflaw
I hit a car and left. My karma is about to be shit. 💩👎
Someone’s going to have retweet regret.
3. The Choose Your Own Ending Delinquent
So i just broke into a firestation with a coworker trying to drop off complimentary pinkberry. Oops.
If you get a tweet from @ThePoliceDeparment, you should probably ignore it.
4. The Confident Criminal
I feel like I drive better high than I do on a regular basis 😏
It may not matter to you, but it does matter to, you know, the law.
5. The Tough Guy Thug
I would slap a girl lol ill give them a couple chances to avoid it but i might bus driver a bitch
There’s no such thing as “slight” domestic abuse.
6. The Tweeting Thief
I just stole an iPod lmao
Think you can get a good signal in the slammer?
7. The Vigilante Villain
I just keyed tre's door lmao he swears I wouldn't
Hopefully your crazy person note didn't contain any further spelling mishaps.
8. The Conscious Criminal
eating the pocky i stole from walmart
As much as we hate shopping there, Walmart does have the lowest prices.
9. The Ditsy Dealer
An advertisement and a confession all in one tweet. Well done.
10. The Sneaky Felon
when a girl txt me outta nowhere and say cme over, I automatically think it's a set up.I still go, but they ain't knw I snuck a gun in there
On the up side, your new cellmate has Facebook!
