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10 Ridiculously Incriminating Tweets

Now that a judge has ruled that tweets can be subpoenaed without a warrant, these guys might want to reconsider their open door policy on the internet.

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1. The (Sub)Urban Gangsta’

Your step mom and the local police agree – you’re in big trouble, mister.

2. The Take It On The Run Scofflaw

I hit a car and left. My karma is about to be shit. 💩👎

Someone’s going to have retweet regret.

3. The Choose Your Own Ending Delinquent

So i just broke into a firestation with a coworker trying to drop off complimentary pinkberry. Oops.

If you get a tweet from @ThePoliceDeparment, you should probably ignore it.

4. The Confident Criminal

I feel like I drive better high than I do on a regular basis 😏

It may not matter to you, but it does matter to, you know, the law.

5. The Tough Guy Thug

I would slap a girl lol ill give them a couple chances to avoid it but i might bus driver a bitch

There’s no such thing as “slight” domestic abuse.

6. The Tweeting Thief

Think you can get a good signal in the slammer?

7. The Vigilante Villain

I just keyed tre's door lmao he swears I wouldn't

Hopefully your crazy person note didn't contain any further spelling mishaps.

8. The Conscious Criminal

As much as we hate shopping there, Walmart does have the lowest prices.

10. The Sneaky Felon

when a girl txt me outta nowhere and say cme over, I automatically think it's a set up.I still go, but they ain't knw I snuck a gun in there

On the up side, your new cellmate has Facebook!