1. Mom who likes your sex post.
2. Dad who reminds daughter of chores.
3. Mom who stalks your every move.
4. Dad who's kind of a racist.
5. Mom who hates your music.
6. Dad who calls out son on his business.
7. Dad who calls out son on his smoking.
8. Mom who doesn't approve of your chosen career.
9. Dad who...um... yeah.
10. Dad who thinks Facebook is Google, over and over.
