1. Die Hard

2. Home Alone

3. Reservoir Dogs

4. Con Air

5. West Side Story

6. Say Anything…

7. E.T.

8. Goonies

9. Superman

10. Pretty much every Nora Ephron movie ever made.

Pre-cell era Hollywood classics that just don’t make sense in a post-cellular world.
“Hello LAPD, yeah, I’m in Nakatomi tower surrounded by terrorists, bring shoes and cigarettes.”
“Hi Mom, yeah, you forgot me again.”
TXT – Going to need to change the meet up, Joe.
“This is Cameron Poe, on Con Air. We’ve totally been hijacked, and there are no mai-tais and or yahtzee, please send assistance.”
"Srry I pwned ur bro, but my dance moves are dngerous. 4give me?"
“Yeah, I’m right out front. I was holding up my cell, but then I realized you probably couldn’t hear it from there. Soooo, what are you wearing?”
E.T. phones home. E.T. incurs massive roaming charges.
Google maps. Movie over.
I’d like to help but I can’t find anywhere to get changed.