1. Die Hard
“Hello LAPD, yeah, I’m in Nakatomi tower surrounded by terrorists, bring shoes and cigarettes.”
2. Home Alone
“Hi Mom, yeah, you forgot me again.”
3. Reservoir Dogs
TXT – Going to need to change the meet up, Joe.
4. Con Air
“This is Cameron Poe, on Con Air. We’ve totally been hijacked, and there are no mai-tais and or yahtzee, please send assistance.”
5. West Side Story
“Srry I pwned ur bro, but my dance moves are dngerous. 4give me?”
6. Say Anything…
“Yeah, I’m right out front. I was holding up my cell, but then I realized you probably couldn’t hear it from there. Soooo, what are you wearing?”
E.T. phones home. E.T. incurs massive roaming charges.
Google maps. Movie over.
I’d like to help but I can’t find anywhere to get changed.