1. Castlevania
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I basically hum this all day while I whip stuff.
2. Kid Icarus
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This digital sonic masterpiece brought me to close too the sun.
3. Demon Sword
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It only sounds like the harsh wails of your enemies when you close your eyes. Don’t close your eyes.
4. Final Fantasy
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It’s the soundtrack to the first (but not the last) time you didn’t kiss a girl.
5. Kung Fu
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This song makes me want to kick some shin.
6. Skate or Die
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Sometimes death is the only option.
7. Super Mario Bros.
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Get up and dance. DANCE!
8. Ghosts ‘N Goblins
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I still hear this every time I see a cemetery. Makes funerals more fun!
9. The Legend Of Zelda
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It’s what you hear in your head every time you have sex, and you know it.
10. Rush’n Attack
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The best non-bluegrass chase music of all time.