39 Reasons You're #grandmacore
You are an old lady trapped in a younger person's body.
1. Your rocking chair is your sanctuary
2. You wear a bandana on your head while you clean
3. You spend a lot of time thinking about how you clean and actually plan it out
4. You save all your receipts
5. You knit
6. All. The. Time.
7. Maybe you find galantine appetizing?
8. Certainly Beef Wellington
9. Let's just say you love to cook
10. Enough of these "simple, fresh ingredients" and "clean flavors", you say. Give me tiny pastry animals representing the meat under the pastry!
11. You Decorate Your Home With Doilies
12. You think Fabergé eggs on tiny little stands are neat
13. And crochet owls are cute
14. You're an avid birder
15. You'd rather stay in than go out some nights
16. or most nights
17. or EVERY night
18. 'Cause Clubs And Such Aren't Your Scene
19. You love and respect your tupperware
20. Because You Always Make Extra Food And Then Freeze It
21. You Have A Thing For Plaid Golf Pants
22. or Seersuckers
23. Or these hats
24. You Own A Powder Compact
25. And/or Apply Lipstick With A Brush
26. You Prefer Gin To Vodka
Another Gimlet please...
27. You Write Letters By Hand.
28. You Are A Collector Of Things.
30. You've Made Jam
31. While we're on the subject, you used mason jars before they were hip and trendy
32. You're Opinionated
33. Crossword Puzzles Should Be Your Job
34. You have a bunch of hard candies in your bag and you offer them to everyone
35. You Have A Spice/Herb Garden
36. You Understand The Need For Potpourri
37. You call people "Dear"
38. To Be Honest, You've Got Things Pretty Figured Out.
And you're way ahead of schedule.
39. So Here's To Enjoying Life While Your Friends Catch Up!
Special thanks to Justine, Rachel, Kristen, Tilli, and Rosie.