1. The guy who clips his nails on the subway.
2. The seasoned street performer that you can't look away from.
3. The basics who can't even.
4. The aspiring stand-up comedian (who mostly tweets).
5. The organic, free-range, free-trade, gluten-free lesbians.
6. The neighbor who parties way too hard.
7. The biting "fashionista."
8. The art director who is like a bird in a cage, literally, right now.
9. The "writer" who's obsessed with Trader Joe's.
10. The handsy yoga instructor.
11. The couch surfer moguls.
12. The gender-neutral gamer.
13. The bike messenger turned weed dealer.
14. The Brooklyn mouse (that just won't die).
15. This guy. We've ALL seen this guy:
There's only one Brooklyn. Meet more of your favorite Brooklynites with the new season of High Maintenance!
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