1. Your first love holds a grudge like forever.
2. When you wish that the other person on the line was a telemarketer.
3. You become very comfortable holding weapons.
4. When your boyfriend tells you he loves you...
Then tries to kill you.
5. When you realized that you started all of this drama.
6. When you learn that your mother was the Town Harlot.
7. Your only Black friend dies.
8. When you the person you hate saves your life.
9. When you meet your brother for the first time.
And he wants to kill you.
10. Gale is so thirsty.
11. Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda.
12. You are always concerned with white faces.
13. Folks always die around you.
Including your best friend.
14. Caller ID and Blocking never works for you.
15. You are always the survivor.
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