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Which Uralic Subfamily Are You?

Favourite dish

Fav celeb

Which one sounds sexiest?

Which one sounds fishiest?

Describe yourself!

Secret super power?

What scares you the least?

Favourite hair colour?

Free time activities?

Congratiulations, you're a survial expert! No one else could possibly pull through as dire geographical and grammatical conditions as you are. Neither arctic temperatures, nor the  jiggery-pokery of oil companies can intimidate you. Keep on going!

Samoyedic

Hair style is your secret super power. Every bumble bee fills with jealousy when they see your bright red mane! Your other super power is having an own past tense for telling that you did something but it is a surprise to you that you did it.

Permic

You share a wild passion for Gérard Depardieu films, and voiceless trills and approximants.

Mordvinic

You're the winner of every fashion show. When it comes to snazzy dresses and natty outfits nobody can hold a candle to you!  You're a cherished member of the family, despite your Paleo-European shenanigans.

Saamic

You're like a prehistoric manuscript written in a long-forgotten writing system that scholars spend centuries trying to crack. When they finally do, they realize you're a porridge recipe.

Ob-Ugric

Congratulations, you're a gourmet chef! Your dishes and wines are cherished throughout the world, and so are the melodies of your innumerable folksongs. Don't let all those loanwords confuse you about your origin!

Hungarian

Congratulations! You're so enigmatic, people aren't even sure you exist.

Volgaic

You're very conservative, but only when it comes to sound change. In your free time you like to chill alone in a forest, skype with your friends, or play Angry Birds

Which Uralic Subfamily Are You?

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