1. Sometimes, it feels like YouPorn is able to read our minds.
Every single time.
2. ...and is also hella relatable.
I'm great in bed, I can sleep for hours.
3. YouPorn is the kween of clap backs.
Him: come ride my dick Me: I don't have a license
4. And never forgets to mention important cultural days.
It's October 3rd. #MeanGirlsDay
5. Let's ~bee~ honest, this was the best use of the 280 characters.
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6. Do you really need a caption for this?
Friday night expectations VS reality.
7. When YouPorn totally got us.
Making this my Tinder bio.
8. YouPorn's GIF game is strong, you gotta admit it.
When bae goes for the butthole but you weren't expecting it.
9. And well, YouPorn is also very funny.
When you're ready for round two but bae isn't ready yet.
10. Like, very funny.
The best adventure
11. YouPorn knows the truth.
Can I skip to when I'm financially stable and have someone to snuggle with every night.. oh wait I do.. it's my cat. Hi cat.
12. You will see the cutest cats in the world.
It's caturday and she hates me 🤣
13. And cute puppies.
Here's a pug to brighten your day
14. YouPorn is also the kween of puns...
Chicks love pussy
15. ...and knows her classics.
Blanche knows what's up
16. I mean, I see no lies.
Thick thighs means there's more room for snacks on my lap.
17. Yup, YouPorn is the best.
It's caturday and I'm trapped.
18. Keep the good work up, YouPorn, we <3 you.
Waiting for my Tinder match to message me back