1. So first of all, people in TV shows and movies are running into each other like, all the time. LITERALLY.
2. Damning messages are still being left on answering machines.
3. The scary thumps in the night are always just because of the cat.
4. Detectives can't solve anything unless they tape pictures and documents up on the wall.
5. If the hero and the enemy aren't sleeping together, then they're both at least very attractive, and there's tension that they might.
6. People will pass up an entire breakfast buffet for a piece of toast in the morning, apparently.
Who does that???