So Maybe Don't Bring Food Into The Bedroom This Valentine's Day, Based On These 12 Stories
Maybe read this before you bust out the whipped cream tonight ok??
We asked our BuzzFeed Brazil group on Facebook what their, uh, nuttiest experiences have been with using food during sex. Here are their best stories:
All responses have been edited for length and clarity.
1. "He was eating me out, while I was still chowing down on a sandwich."
2. "I melted a bar of chocolate, to make things more interesting, but I burned my boyfriend."
3. "The ice slipped inside me ... and I started screaming."
4. "My friends used corn-flavored ice cream, and it ended up looking like pus."
5. "The milk dripped all over my body, and by the end, I looked like the floor of a nightclub."
6. "The champagne slid down to my crotch, and that shit must have been about 8,217,273 degrees below zero."
7. "I decided to pour chocolate all over my first boyfriend, from shin to shoulder."
8. "He poured vodka into my belly button."
9. "I've eaten strawberry yogurt while using a guy's dick as a spoon."
10. "Once, when I was on the brink of climax, he shoved a chocolate in my mouth."
11. "I put melted chocolate on my crotch ... and ended up crying."
12. And finally: "Don't use Nutella to step up oral sex."
Got a food-related sexcapade of your own? Comment with yours below!
This post was translated from Portuguese.