1. Ten years from now, we're going to have to answer for our obsession with denim cut-outs...
2. Including these...
3. And definitely these.
4. We'll have to look into our children's eyes and explain how we just let flip flop heels happen...
5. And how fur was a thing we decided to put on sandals...
6. And painting our faces into optical illusions — kids, it was called contouring!! — was honestly so important.
4 signs your contouring routine has gone WAY too far... https://t.co/epwWFcsVLb #FAIL
7. We'll have to admit the platform clog trends went a tiny bit too far...
Balenciaga models wore platform Crocs on the runway at Paris Fashion Week. https://t.co/p8C9MLVJkE
8. But to be fair, everything seemed like a good idea when we saw it on Instagram...
9. And if you're going to blame someone for jumpsuits, it's really the seventies' fault...
10. See-through dresses will be remembered as a moment of weakness for us...
11. And yes, the flower crown thing will seem a little funereal in retrospect...
12. And the girdle fascination probably should have stayed in the 20th century, where it belonged.
13. We'll need to explain that pom-poms were just really having a moment...
14. And that our ideas about layering were certainly, um, interesting...
15. But hey, we did have some great statement sweatshirts, didn't we?
This post was translated from Portuguese.