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    People Are Coming Up With Hilariously Honest Slogans For Brands We All Know, And I'm Laughing Through Tears

    "Benadryl: Have allergies? Just sleep it off!"

    Inspired by Redditor u/NotANameReally's question about what brand would have what slogan if brands were brutally honest, we asked the BuzzFeed Community to come up with their own ~very true~ slogans for brands we all know and love.

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    And they definitely brought it! Here are some of their best answers:

    1. "Kraft Mac & Cheese: This tab will not open the box."

    A box of Kraft's Macaroni and Cheese on a table
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    2. "Pixar: Bring on the waterworks."

    A presentation showing the title 'Pixar' with vertical banners of different Pixar movies, including Toy Story, Monsters Inc, and the Incredibles
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    3. "Target: Don’t wear red unless you work here."

    A Target storefront
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    4. "Netflix: Pay us $12 to spend an hour picking what to watch, before giving up and falling asleep."

    A smartphone with the Netflix screen loading in front of the Netflix movie selection screen
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    5. "Benadryl: Have allergies? Just sleep it off!"

    A Benadryl liquid gel pack
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    6. "Four Loko: We forgot the slogan 'cause we blacked out."

    Three rows of Four Loko in a store fridge
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    7. "Lay's: Who said you can't charge for air?"

    A shelf of Lay's chips in a store
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    8. "Spotify: Pay us $5 a month or we’ll have someone whisper about the McDonald’s crispy chicken sandwich in your ear every 30 seconds."

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    "And sometimes we'll do it in Spanish." —hotcheetolady

    9. "Denny’s: We’re either your 4 a.m. drunk meal or your Sunday brunch with the grandparents."

    A Denny's restaurant front
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    10. "Bed Bath & Beyond: Stand in line while the person in front of you makes 12 transactions because our coupons never expire."

    A Bed Bath & Beyond storefront
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    11. "Mentos: You weren't actually going to drink that whole bottle of soda, right?"

    A woman holds a bin of Mentos
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    12. "Magnum condoms: You can’t afford that sports car yet, so just keep our box visible on your dresser."

    A bowl full of Magnum condoms
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    13. "Lush: Here’s the story of how I uprooted my life through the transformation of Lush beauty products. Take a sample!"

    A Lush Cosmetics storefront
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    14. "TikTok: Vine, but make it WOKE."

    The TikTok app opening on a smartphone
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    15. "EA: Spend thousands of dollars for a single game."

    A screen showing the EA logo at a convention
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    16. "Activia: Have you almost shit yourself today?"

    Shelves full of Activia in a grocery store
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    17. "Delta: We will definitely strand you in Memphis."

    A Delta airlines plane on a runway
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    18. "SiriusXM: Hope you like us because we're kinda impossible to cancel."

    The SiriusXM headquarters
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    19. "Taco Bell: Guaranteed to unconstipate you."

    A Taco Bell storefront
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    20. "McDonald’s: The only place with a broken ice cream machine 24/7."

    A McDonald's sign
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    21. "Pinterest: Because you don't know how to use Tumblr."

    The Pinterest mobile log-in page on a smartphone
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    22. "HughesNet: We'll send 4,763 marketing letters to your address, but we don't actually offer internet service at your address."

    The HughesNet logo on a smartphone
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    23. "Allegiant: Your flight is scheduled to land at 5 p.m., which to us means midnight."

    An Allegiant Airlines plane taking off from an airport
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    24. "KFC: You’re just here for the skin."

    A KFC storefront
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    25. "BuzzFeed: Because Reddit's interface is too confusing."

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    Do you relate to these? Or can you come up with something better? Let us know in the comments below!