Inspired by Redditor u/NotANameReally's question about what brand would have what slogan if brands were brutally honest, we asked the BuzzFeed Community to come up with their own ~very true~ slogans for brands we all know and love.
And they definitely brought it! Here are some of their best answers:
1."Kraft Mac & Cheese: This tab will not open the box."
2."Pixar: Bring on the waterworks."
3."Target: Don’t wear red unless you work here."
4."Netflix: Pay us $12 to spend an hour picking what to watch, before giving up and falling asleep."
5."Benadryl: Have allergies? Just sleep it off!"
6."Four Loko: We forgot the slogan 'cause we blacked out."
7."Lay's: Who said you can't charge for air?"
8."Spotify: Pay us $5 a month or we’ll have someone whisper about the McDonald’s crispy chicken sandwich in your ear every 30 seconds."
9."Denny’s: We’re either your 4 a.m. drunk meal or your Sunday brunch with the grandparents."
10."Bed Bath & Beyond: Stand in line while the person in front of you makes 12 transactions because our coupons never expire."
11."Mentos: You weren't actually going to drink that whole bottle of soda, right?"
12."Magnum condoms: You can’t afford that sports car yet, so just keep our box visible on your dresser."
13."Lush: Here’s the story of how I uprooted my life through the transformation of Lush beauty products. Take a sample!"
14."TikTok: Vine, but make it WOKE."
15."EA: Spend thousands of dollars for a single game."
16."Activia: Have you almost shit yourself today?"
17."Delta: We will definitely strand you in Memphis."
18."SiriusXM: Hope you like us because we're kinda impossible to cancel."
19."Taco Bell: Guaranteed to unconstipate you."
20."McDonald’s: The only place with a broken ice cream machine 24/7."
21."Pinterest: Because you don't know how to use Tumblr."
22."HughesNet: We'll send 4,763 marketing letters to your address, but we don't actually offer internet service at your address."
23."Allegiant: Your flight is scheduled to land at 5 p.m., which to us means midnight."
24."KFC: You’re just here for the skin."
25."BuzzFeed: Because Reddit's interface is too confusing."
Do you relate to these? Or can you come up with something better? Let us know in the comments below!
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