You know how there are popular brands that we all know and love (and love to hate)? Well, a majority of them have incredibly catchy slogans or jingles to really drive home their ads and get stuck in your head.
But Redditor u/NotANameReally recently decided to get real and asked, "If brands were brutally honest, what brand would have what slogan?" And people did not hold back.
So here are some of the best responses:
1."Hot Pockets — Every bite is a different temperature."
2."Taco Bell — You can make 32 different things with these five ingredients, why mess with perfection?"
3."Altoids — Use the box for anything else."
4."The Onion — This wasn't supposed to be a prediction."
5."Ikea — Visit for the meatballs. Stay because you can't find the fucking way out."
6."YouTube — Where the world watches ads."
7."Q-tips — Listen, from a liability standpoint, we have to tell you to not stick these in your ears. But we’re not your mother. You do what the fuck you want."
8."Staples — No one actually works here."
9."The Simpsons — We don't predict the future. The problems of the '90s were never fixed."
10."Nike — Let's face it, you're not going to actually do it."
11."Ramen — You get paid in a few days."
12."Pepsi — Is Pepsi ok?"
13."Facebook — Making it easier to stalk people since 2004."
14."Yellow Pages — Here, you throw this away."
15."Ryanair — What are you gonna do, walk?"
16."Ex-Lax — Because you've got shit to do."
17."Hughesnet — We'll make you miss dial up."
18."EA — Bringing the gambling addiction to your phone."
19."Adblocker — Because pressing the 'skip ad' button takes energy that you just don't have right now."
20."Reddit — You don't have to read shampoo bottles anymore while taking a dump."
21."Internet Explorer — The best browser for downloading Chrome."
22."Bing — Even we're surprised you're using us!"
23."Viagra — Try it. How hard can it be?"
So!? Whataya think? Feeling so validated? Got any of your own brutally honest slogans for a brand? Let us know in the comments below!
