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19 #BritishThreatLevels Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Despite Everything

"We're British. You can't scare us until you raise the threat level to 'I'm sorry, but there's only continental breakfast left'."

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You might have heard that Britain's security threat level has been increased from "severe" to "critical".

#BritishThreatLevels tweets are the best 😂. Typical British humour keeping us together 🇬🇧

Of course, it has provided the perfect opportunity to show solidarity by engaging in the national sport of taking the absolute piss.

I've only got Earl Grey tea bags #BritishThreatLevels

People are now sharing the painful levels of annoyance that most Brits will know all too well.

Piers Morgan publishes another column #BritishThreatLevels

We're British. You can't scare us until you raise the threat level to "I'm sorry, but there's only continental breakfast left".

We're out of biscuits #BritishThreatLevels

This.

@janinegibson 'Unexpected Item In the Bagging Area' #BritishThreatLevels

When the weather is actually quiet nice leaving you nothing to talk about #BritishThreatLevels

#BritishThreatLevels Bins day is changing

'I’d Like to Add you to My Professional Network on LinkedIn' #BritishThreatLevels

It included venting about the infuriating torment that is public transport.

It's a @SouthernRailUK train you need to get. #britishthreatlevels

And other irritating events we face in day-to-day life.

Is that seat taken (points at seat with bag on it) #BritishThreatLevels

Making eye contact on the tube. #BritishThreatLevels

'What a coincidence, I'm getting that train too.' #BritishThreatLevels

No one loves a good moan more than Brits.

#britishthreatlevels Queing for hours whilst moaning about having to que....

The misuse of a semicolon #BritishThreatLevels

#BritishThreatLevels We're British, you don't scare us until you raise the threat level to: "There's no sugar will just milk do?"

"what do you mean football's on? Where's Eastenders?" #BritishThreatLevels

And we're really not fans of making small talk.

"Do you have any questions for us?" #BritishThreatLevels

Ok if you could all get yourself into teams, we are going to do a little icebreaker exercise. #BritishThreatLevels

#BritishThreatLevels "would you mind sharing this table?"

Yes. Yes, we absolutely would. 🇬🇧

Victoria Sanusi is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

Contact Victoria Sanusi at victoria.sanusi@buzzfeed.com.

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