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    19 #BritishThreatLevels Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Despite Everything

    "We're British. You can't scare us until you raise the threat level to 'I'm sorry, but there's only continental breakfast left'."

    You might have heard that Britain's security threat level has been increased from "severe" to "critical".

    #BritishThreatLevels tweets are the best 😂. Typical British humour keeping us together 🇬🇧

    Of course, it has provided the perfect opportunity to show solidarity by engaging in the national sport of taking the absolute piss.

    I've only got Earl Grey tea bags #BritishThreatLevels

    People are now sharing the painful levels of annoyance that most Brits will know all too well.

    Piers Morgan publishes another column #BritishThreatLevels

    We're British. You can't scare us until you raise the threat level to "I'm sorry, but there's only continental breakfast left".

    We're out of biscuits #BritishThreatLevels

    This.

    @janinegibson 'Unexpected Item In the Bagging Area' #BritishThreatLevels

    When the weather is actually quiet nice leaving you nothing to talk about #BritishThreatLevels

    #BritishThreatLevels Bins day is changing

    'I’d Like to Add you to My Professional Network on LinkedIn' #BritishThreatLevels

    It included venting about the infuriating torment that is public transport.

    It's a @SouthernRailUK train you need to get. #britishthreatlevels

    And other irritating events we face in day-to-day life.

    Is that seat taken (points at seat with bag on it) #BritishThreatLevels

    Making eye contact on the tube. #BritishThreatLevels

    'What a coincidence, I'm getting that train too.' #BritishThreatLevels

    No one loves a good moan more than Brits.

    #britishthreatlevels Queing for hours whilst moaning about having to que....

    The misuse of a semicolon #BritishThreatLevels

    #BritishThreatLevels We're British, you don't scare us until you raise the threat level to: "There's no sugar will just milk do?"

    "what do you mean football's on? Where's Eastenders?" #BritishThreatLevels

    And we're really not fans of making small talk.

    "Do you have any questions for us?" #BritishThreatLevels

    Ok if you could all get yourself into teams, we are going to do a little icebreaker exercise. #BritishThreatLevels

    #BritishThreatLevels "would you mind sharing this table?"

    Yes. Yes, we absolutely would. 🇬🇧

    Victoria Sanusi is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

    Contact Victoria Sanusi at victoria.sanusi@buzzfeed.com.

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